I am at the video store, strolling the aisle, already with two videos in my hand. There is this shrill valley girl voice booming from the middle of the store. I move in that direction to investigate. A girl about twenty, wearing make up, a college logo hoodie, and tight stylish jeans is scolding her boyfriend. "What would make you think that, Jimmy? Why would you say that. Why would he wear a black trench coat? Do you know?"
Jimmy looked dumb founded, pawing at the girl with pleading eyes.
"You don't know, do you. That was so offensive. Your so judgemental. Oh my God, a black trench coat. Your so judgemental!"
With calculation, she walked off. He followed her, grasping at her hands.
I'm looking at Jimmy, sending him psychic vibes, "get out Jimmy. For the love of God, get out while you can.
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