Thursday, December 09, 2004

Me As Dr. Phil

On my way to class i heard a tid bit of conversation that made me think that men and women really are from diffrent planets. I am not convinced that the difference between the sexes is any more pronounced than the difference between individuals. However, when you have masses of females acting like, and dressing like pop divas, and a large portion of males pretending to be a mixture of John Wayn, Snoop Dogg, and your generic half naked Abercrombie model, things can get f*cked up real quick.

This conversation was blue and red shifting as i walked passed it. This is basically how it went:

Girl 1: oh my gawd
Girl 2: yeeah, so it's like, i work all day and go to school, and then when i get home, Bobby is on the couch playing video games.
Girl 1: Tasha, you can do so much better, you need to find a guy with ambition, a guy that is going to support you!
Girl 2: your right. Bobby has no ambition, he needs to pay more attention to me. He needs to quit playing those ridiculous video games.

I have the feeling Bobby is clueless and in way over his head with Tasha. But a brother needs to play video games once in a while. Still, why do young women date the biggest rejects in the gene pool?

Words that women use that scare me: Ambition, Support, Car.

Some of these women at school are just trying to nab a bussiness major and then milk the poor sap for all he is worth... My advice for a man would be to stay away from women in the libral arts and bussiness departments, start hanging out in the engeneering and biology labs, the ratio of men to women might put you at a slight disadvantage, but the women in those departments are generally smarter, and nerdier... and might even play video games with you! (the perfect woman)

After that conversation had recieded into the background radiation, i smiled, suddenly very content being single.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hi Matt, Thanks for commenting on my blog, my first comment ever. I enjoyed browsing your blogs, have you ever considered pursuing psychology? Your insights into people and their quirks are both insightful and deeply amusing. Keep on writing Dr Phil. ~Malerie (maleries.blogspot.com)